Funny Dialogue Between Husband and Wife

Funny Conversation Between Husband And Wife While Watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea by masterblogger(m): 1:51pm On Apr 16, 2016

WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be
very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo
Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light:

Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be
that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't
you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup?
Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house
for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't
be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

MASTERBLOGGER at it again

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Re: Funny Conversation Between Husband And Wife While Watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea by michiyke2003(m): 1:58pm On Apr 16, 2016

Lol! That is exactly what buhari and osibanjo has been doing in office,arguing about Nigeria and their problem.

Re: Funny Conversation Between Husband And Wife While Watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea by youngaz(m): 2:13pm On Apr 16, 2016

OMG!!! ......i luv dat joke sha...girls can be frustrating sometyms

Re: Funny Conversation Between Husband And Wife While Watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea by bathston(m): 12:20am On Mar 15, 2017

Please i humbly seek your permission to use this joke in my comic... i so much love and will surely make reference to you on it..thanks in anticipation

masterblogger:
WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be
very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo
Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light:

Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be
that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't
you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup?
Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house
for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't
be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

MASTERBLOGGER at it again

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